Letting your parents listen to your favorite music is so much like bringing a boyfriend home for approval but marginally more important
TODAY IN CLASS THIS CHICK WAS PASSING OUT A PACKET AND SHE JUST THREW MINE AT ME AND I SAID “Yo don’t fuckin throw that shit at me like I’m a stripper.” AND EVERYONE AROUND ME JUST STARED AT ME AND I REALIZED THAT ITS BC THATS THE FIRST THING IVE SAID IN CLASS SINCE I CAME TO THIS SCHOOL AND JFC
The sexual tension between you and your posters as you’re getting dressed
I can only imagine how hot and bothered my world map gets.
why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.