gerardway-yylmao:

kittyhague:

IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR

IT’S JULY

(via thenowhereprince)

leadfeathers:

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

Titled: Brace for It.

(via thecatholicbadwolf-whowaited)

  • me at home: i've been wearing the same jeans and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it
  • me going away: I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN
  • Bryan: What's your favorite pick-up line?
  • Andy: "Hey girl, have you seen how hot my mom is?" And then I bring my mom over and I'm like "Mom, tell this girl how hot I am" and then my mom will tell them, and then that's how I pick up ladies.

suzysils:

I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”

(via madiesucks)

Make me choose between:

hoeharry:

ashtonperfectirwin:

_________ or _________

Please I’m bored

do it

(Source: seouleu, via madiesucks)

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crys-love:

tor-o-saurus:

thebigmystery42:

….sorta scared?….

your url makes this 10x creepier

I’ll be waiting, 2 hours timer is set 

(Source: papa-levi, via thecatholicbadwolf-whowaited)

unionsonstrike:

soaked-fallen-angel:

taco-marco:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

image

i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog

staff why

I laugh in the face of danger.

(Source: dddderrnsuree, via offt0neverland)